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Transcript - Michael Cera 2

[At home, Michael Cera meticulously puts a Blue Jays bobblehead on a shelf full of Jays memorabilia.]

[Michael Cera – off camera] With Rogers Xfinity Internet, my whole house is ready for baseball.

[Ernie Clement, Davis Schneider, John Schneider and Ace stand behind Michael looking at his collection.]

[Michael] So, this is where I get all my memorabilia.

[Michael shows the three Blue Jays the room where he secures all his memorabilia. One of his devices dings and Michael quickly turns to his laptop.]

[Michael] Boom! Just got Clement’s childhood glove.

[Ernie looks at Michael’s wall of computer monitors which displays a glove and the words ‘glove acquired’.]

[Ernie] Mom!

[Michael] She’s really come through for me.

[Michael shows them a room full of TVs, each one streaming Blue Jays content. Rogers Xfinity is displayed on one of the TVs.]

[Michael] And, this is where I stream…everything.

[The three Blue Jays are sitting on baseball bean bag chairs.]

[Davis] Sweet setup.

[Michael gives Ace and Davis cupcakes in the kitchen.]

[Michael] It’s all for you guys.

[John – offscreen] Michael! What is this?

[Michael heads over to John who has come across a shrine to him. Candles surround pictures of John. A banner reads: “In John we trust”. The Rogers Xfinity modem is also there.]

[Michael] Oh that yeah yeah. That’s…That’s where I keep my modem.

[Voice Over] Get Major League internet with Rogers Xfinity.

[Logo: Rogers.]

[On-screen text appears over a red background: Rogers Xfinity. Rogers.com/xfinity.]

[Michael] Yeah WIFI just pouring out of that thing.